Part burger. Part full English. All consequences.
Six 1/3lb patties. Eight sausages. Eight rashers of bacon. Three eggs. A full breakfast and seasoned house fries on the side, because apparently the burger wasn't enough. You get 30 minutes. Finish it and it's free - plus a t-shirt and your name at the top of our Victory Wall. Fail, and your £35 goes to charity. Everybody wins. Except possibly you.
Our regular Brunch Burger is one of the best things we make. So we asked our kitchen a simple question: what if it was six times the burger, and it came with a full breakfast anyway? This is the answer. We're a little afraid of it.
Every attempt goes up on the wall in the cafe: champions above the line, the fallen below it. Winners look down on the losers for as long as the wall stands. We didn't say it was a kind wall. Just an honest one.
Nobody. Yet.
The top of the wall is empty and waiting for its first name.
The fallen will be remembered here. Fondly, and at some length.
The kitchen needs warning to build this thing, so give us a heads-up first: message @revive.coffee.hut on Instagram, TikTok or Facebook, email office@alive.me.uk, or ask at the counter. Bring witnesses - a challenge without an audience is just a very big lunch. Got allergies? Tell us when you book and we'll talk you through everything in it.
Everyone's got that one mate who claims they could "easily" do this. Send them this page. Publicly, ideally. Need ammunition first? Here's how ours ranks against every other food challenge in Norfolk.
#BrunchChallengeBurger - tag @revive.coffee.hut and we'll share your attempt, however it ends.
We believe so - it's designed to be hard, not impossible. It's the same food we serve every day, just a heroic amount of it, and it tastes like it should, which honestly might be the most dangerous thing about it. The wall is waiting for its first champion. Curious how it stacks up against the county's other monsters? We ranked every food challenge in Norfolk - including the ones that terrify us.
You pay the £35, you go below the line on the wall, and - because we're a 100% volunteer-run charity cafe - your money goes straight to community work in Norwich: emergency food, wellbeing support, youth work. As far as we know it's the only food challenge in Norfolk where losing still feeds somebody.
Yes please - the kitchen needs notice to build it. Message @revive.coffee.hut on Instagram, TikTok or Facebook, email office@alive.me.uk, or ask at the counter and we'll sort a slot.
Bring them all. Sit them down with coffees and £6 breakfasts and let them witness history, or at least a very entertaining twenty-eight minutes. Filming is encouraged - tag us.
Talk to us when you book. We'll go through exactly what's in every component before you commit to eating three pounds of it.
Wise. The regular Brunch Burger starts at £7.99 with seasoned fries and contains a civilised number of patties. Nobody will put your name on any wall, but you'll leave under your own power.